shor-t's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ninja Time I was in the mountains riding my motorbike with Zelda sitting on the tank. I thought I had better get her some doggles because her giant eyes seemed to be getting a lot of dirt in them. I was also certain that I would see a bear. I was in class and stashed Ashley in the ceiling tiles. I thought she'd be pretty safe there. Somebody found her. The class was making donuts and someone told me to put the frosting on before they went in the deep fryer. I thought that was nonsense but did it anyways. I saw Shon filling up his car at the gas station and he was towing a boat. I was surprised to see that his car was actually dark blue and rustier than hell. I wasn't too sure about buying it. Before I knew it, it changed into an old Lamborghini and Shon stepped on the gas. He shot through the garage and into the living room of the owners of the gas station. We all thought it was pretty funny. Later, I went to a factory and was on a recon mission with quite a few other ninjas. We weren't dressed up fully like ninjas but we all had the skills. There was only one way out, which was through a magnetic door with a guard there. I thought I could get through by bluffing and following another worker. I walked up to the door and of course my plan worked like a charm. I waltzed right out the door, but a few moments later a great warrior came up to me. I did some really ridiculous kung fu warm up moves and then attacked, hitting him ten times within a few seconds. He went down and I said, 'I'm all done here' and walked away. He got to his feet and I asked if he wanted some more, which he did not. There was a really pretty girl who I strolled up to. She was friendly and big and I gave her a big hug and a deep kiss. She was kind of heavy but I liked it. 9:26 a.m. - 2006-12-28 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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