shor-t's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beautiful Murderesses I don't know why, but I was in an old Buick with Marek and someone else. A cop pulled us over, and the guy in the passenger seat shot at that cop quite a few times. His windshield and lights were shot out. I freaked and jumped out of the car to see if he was OK. He was bleeding from the head and madder than hell. He was big as a bull. The cop yelled at me to put my hands together in the empty space. I instinctively interlocked them behind my head. He said, "You're not very smart are you?" and pointed his gun at me. I put my hands in front of me into the empty space and he was satisfied. I couldn't understand how this was better than the way I had it before. I felt really bad for Marek because I knew his chances of ever having a good job were out the window because of this jerk that shot at the cop. The cop told us that he would report that we had accidentally ran into him and we wouldn't be charged. We all felt relieved and let down our guard. Then suddenly he pulled out an Uzi and shot the living hell out of everyone and everything. I managed to get the hell out of there. I jumped a fence and spent a lot of time looking for a good hiding spot. There was a muscle car show happening in a parking lot and no matter how many cars I tried to hide under, I knew I could still be seen. I was hiding beside a boogie van when an old, rough looking woman in an orange shirt came out. I instantly knew that she was a fierce and ruthless killer. I avoided her and went elsewhere. I realised that this was some kind of game, where she and her friends rounded people up to kill. I thought I had them figured out and tried to cross an alley at nightfall. I could see them in the windows above and I knew I would be doomed if I dared to keep going. I did anyways and jumped the fence, only to find myself back at the start. Zelda came to me and she clearly had a broken leg and was sick. I felt awful for her. Now I had to survive and get her to a vet. I went to a Chinese convenience store that was jam packed with stuff. I could see the beautiful killers outside, scantily clad in beige and white ribbons. I knew that I would surely kill them. I wasn't too sure about the woman in the orange top though. She was probably too good. I asked to use the washroom and told the owners that some funny friends may try to find me and not to let them know I was there as part of the gag. I smuggled Zelda in, who was getting worse, and hid in the awful basement. The killers came in and I could hear them at work. I felt the blood everywhere. I sat quietly downstairs and willed them to keep looking, which they did. As soon as I knew they were gone I went upstairs and made for that alley. I got to the stupid gate and didn't know how I'd get over it without hurting Zelda, who I now had to carry. I was also caring for a small child now and tried to get her over the fence. I didn't think the vet was far away at all. I woke up. Went back to sleep and dreamed that I was trying to get into Mount Royal off northbound 14 Street. I got up on the grass and felt stupid. There was one street I thought I could get on because it wasn't angled too badly. I pulled in and saw that they were overhauling the whole street and offramp. I drive around the construction site and found a ramp I thought I could use. I was steep and straight and I quickly lost traction on my way down. The workers yelled at me to slow down but I was in the air so I couldn't. I hit the bottom so hard and felt the springs in the Moose collapse, as well as the ones in my seat. My back hurt from that one. 9:17 a.m. - 2006-12-30 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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