shor-t's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Two Chrises I was riding down a country road, tied to Chris' Cervelo bicycle. He was peddling along and ended up in the ditch. I had to throw my bike so I didn't get hurt, and when the dust settled his bike was really busted up. He was madder than hell, but I did convince him that if I had stayed on the bike his would have been broken more. When we looked closer, we could see that someone set us up to fall and when we turned around the girls we were with were gone. I looked at the tree line and could see some movement. There were people trying to get at Chris' bike and maybe our truck. I started throwing molotov cocktails at them, and soon they released the girls. I figured they'd be pissed so we got out of there. On the way back we passed Lawrencetown and I was disappointed to see that everyone and their dog was surfing. I went on a trip with the other Chris. We crossed a bridge and I saw a house that I thought I'd really like to live in, but when I looked closer it was in disrepair. The next house had a bunch of cattle and Chris thought we should muster them. I was against it because of how many cattle there were. I saw a swinging lightbulb in the ranch. We went to a diner where I got a job. I tried to get the boss to give me some fries, but he thought I meant that I'd work for fries. He was kissing a lady that I thought was his daughter but it was his wife. His daughter was unattractive. We went on a boat and it was a leisurely pace that we travelled at. I accidentally drank some Italian dressing straight from the bottle, and could see the disgust on peoples's faces. Chris and I floated on a board and he lost the paddle while chasing a fish. I managed to get it back. On board, the boat started going faster and I was afraid that my short were transparent. I climbed way up on the mast and the captain started driving the boat fast in reverse so that some dolphins could play in our wake. I saw them flipping and diving, and also a hammerhead who came on board and a humpback. 7:33 a.m. - 2007-03-24 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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