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A Sailing

I went on a sailing cruise with Amy, but I have no idea where in the ocean we were. I loved it but Amy seemed a little less excited. We were about to climb the mast, which seemed extraordinarily high, when some dolphins came by. There were hundreds of them and many of them were very small. Another passenger dropped a kipper on the deck and I kicked it into the water. I saw a little dolphin snap it up and that was the end of it.
We went below deck to our room. I was secretly hoping that we would be able to look out our windows underwater. I was concerned about the bathing facilities. It was a very nice boat but it seemed very cramped.
Amy and I went for dinner and to our surprise we had a toddler to care for. It also had a dirty diaper. It cried for a little while and settled. I saw Ross Perot on our boat and he was the new president. I heckled him a bit, calling him a warmonger. He got angry but kept going. I scuffled his hair and called him the name again. He said something to me that made me very angry and Amy thought it would be funny to take my picture.

8:58 a.m. - 2008-09-14

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